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Silentkid Reviews Blindness
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Beginning in a near future time, in a nondescript, multicultural city, people will catch the disease of blindness. A blindness causing pathogen will spread through the tiers of society and drive people to commit unspeakable cruelties and atrocities d...
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Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
I wrote a letter to my friend about the latest Underworld movie, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. I'm posting it here for your enjoyment. Click on, dear friends. Click on.Dear Chad,I watched Underworld 3 the other day. I figured you would want me to w...
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Bruce...Cleanup On Aisle Two
Friday, January 30, 2009
I picked up Bruce Springsteen’s new album, Working on a Dream, the other day. I imported it into iTunes and have tried getting through it a few times on my iPod...to no avail. I can’t get past the over-the-top cheesiness of the thing. Read on for my ...
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The Nods, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
So, the Oscar nominations came out today. The Nods. The first thing I noticed is that I haven't seen any of the movies in the Best Picture category. Never happened to me before. The second (and most awesome) thing I noticed is that Robert Downey Jr. ...
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Silentkid Reviews Quarantine
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
I'm feeling generous. Here's another review. I figured I'd get this up before Halloween. As for the star rating, consider it 3 and a half, or 3.5 if you prefer decimals. It's the kind of 3.5 that's closer to a 4 than a 3. Whatever. There's a bit of v...
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Silentkid's Grandpa Reviews Appaloosa
Monday, October 20, 2008
I'm back. Sorry I've been away for so long. I missed you. I wanted to give you a gift for being so patient with me during my absence. That gift is this review of the Ed Harris directed film, Appaloosa. Enjoy.This Sunday last, I caught one of them mov...
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Silentkid Reviews Red
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Today you get a two-for-one: a rant about cable and a review of the movie Red. This movie is pretty great. That Brian Cox guy is a good actor. His mustache is a genius. Other movies exist outside the realm of The Dark Knight.I have Comcast Digital Ca...
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Silentkid Reviews Inside
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
I'm reviewing a French horror film called A l'interieur (or Inside, if you prefer English). I use some adult words in this review. If you don't like adult words or you don't like French horror movies, don't read it. Thanks.I’m tired. I sleep too much...
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Silentkid Reviews Freedom's Fury
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I’m not a big documentary watcher. I’ve seen a few documentaries that I really enjoy, but I don’t usually go looking for them when I’m deciding on something to watch. For some reason, I prefer fiction over non-fiction for my escapism (this includes b...
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Silentkid Reviews Vantage Point
Friday, July 11, 2008
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a decent action movie. That’s a lie. I recently watched Seagal’s latest DTV movie, Pistol Whipped, which whipped my ass and my pistol simultaneously. It is an amazing tour-de-force of pure genius. But I’m not reviewi...
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Silentkid Reviews The Happening
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Am I allowed to review a movie that I didn’t finish watching, a movie that pushed me out of the theatre 30 minutes after it started, a movie so amazingly boring that I was willing to eat the $7.50 I paid for admittance? Yes, I am. My $7.50 investment...
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Silentkid Recommends Songs in A&E
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Let’s do some music reviews. Not really reviews, per se, but me telling you what albums you should buy and the reasons you should buy them. I guess that’s a review, but you won’t read any negative music reviews from me because I won’t take the time t...
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Silentkid Reviews Sleuth
Friday, June 13, 2008
Sleuth. Say the word a few times. Sleuth, sleuth, sleuth. It sounds kind of ridiculous when uttered aloud. I’m not sure why. It’s just one of those words. And one of those movies. A ridiculous one. I saw the trailer for Sleuth a few months ago and de...
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Silentkid Review's Rambo
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Te vau bou no tre mon koo sop BOOM va keunbow lo se RATATATATATATAT ming how loon kon sing mong BANG aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! SPLAT. Live for nothing or die for something, mumble, Burma, mumble, it’s a war zone, blah, blah, something unintell...
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Silentkid Reviews Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Here is my review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Hall of Jehova's Witnesses. It's a long review. If you don't like to read words on paper or words on a screen, don't read it. The whole review is basically just one big spoiler with a little history ...
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